May 2013
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Stop Crushing Pussy! →
My new favorite blog post! This person and I should be good friends.
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I was searching for an article about something I am reading for class, and this is the first thing that came up: Técnicas de masturbación entre Batman y Robin
Translation: Masturbation techniques between Batman and Robin
WTF? Supposedly it is a decent book though.
April 2013
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From The Museum of Useless Efforts by Cristina Peri Rossi:
It is very curious that useless efforts repeat themselves, but they are not included in the catalogue: they would take up too much space. A man tried to fly seven times, each time with different equipment; some prostitutes tried to change occupations; a woman tried to paint a painting; someone tried to get over their fear; almost everyone...
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As of this past Saturday evening I am officially a Kappa Sigma brother. But to all you presumptuous assholes out there who know that I will be graduating in a few weeks, there can indeed be other reasons for joining a fraternity than constant partying with hyper-masculine douchebags or getting your way through networking after graduation. I see the looks on your faces, but you didn’t even...
yriah:
One of the many disadvantages of living as a man-loving person labeled as “gay” in a hetero world is that many heterosex people expect you to be attracted to your own body type. Twinks for twink, bears for bears— etc. Your own body as a symbol is imbued with an additional meaning, that of attraction politics. more on this later— What are your thoughts, followers?
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The word “their” seems to have grown past its role as a gender-neutral pronoun. Based on viewing many dating websites, it seems that it is actually used whenever a hypothetical person is being talked about, even if the gender of that hypothetical person is known with certainty.
March 2013
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I am now known as “Star of the Research Department”, and not for the reasons you might think. ;)
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4 months ago: Listening to a bunch of college students nod their heads in agreement and saying “it makes sense” to the argument that it might be a good idea to not provide treatment for soldiers with PTSD “because it makes us more aware of the damage of war and makes it more likely for us not to engage in it”. It’s so ridiculous because those same kids would be in...
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freaks-in-uniforms:
Literally ran to the tv screen when I heard Lila Downs was performing in the Latin Grammys.
Me: “Hold the fuck up! The one & only Lila is performing right now???” Pa’ la sala!
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February 2013
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Languages I can sing a song in off the top of my head, although only in Spanish and English would I have particularly good pronunciation, perhaps Latin as well:
English
Spanish
Latin
Hebrew
Sanskrit
Russian
French
Japanese
German, maybe, can’t remember them very well
Wolof? Something else says Yoruba. Just know that the song is from Senegal
Hungarian? Will probably botch the...
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What a website!
Look what came from here:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seat-ie, apparently an old saying. (from a tutorial on how women can pee better)
A tutorial on: How to Pee With Morning Wood
….definitely used that on a few occasions myself.
And last but not least A tutorial on: How to Make an Erectile Sundial (with your penis)
827:
walking around your house naked is just practical because you don’t have to do as much laundry so you use less water and don’t need to buy as much detergent.
If one of your neighbors see you, just tell them you began your campaign to promote common sense today!
Listening to my roommate giggle in the next room is rather cute. He sounds very much like the Pillsbury Doughboy (apparently a.k.a. Poppin’ Fresh). Anyway, he literally sounds like this: “tee hee….hoo hoo…tuh…haha…eee heee heee…” it’s great when he watches television in his room. You all are jealous.
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January 2013
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hell is going to be the hottest gay club
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My happygasm
In all seriousness, I think I just had a happygasm. It was a lot like an orgasm, truly. There was the heavy breathing, head tilted back, eyes half shut. There were the facial expressions, in this case convulsive smiles with tears (the “cum”) streaming down my face. It even took a little stimulation — visions of people with their friends and loved ones, all with wonderful smiles...
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I’ve decided that I really enjoy semolina tea, a.k.a. pasta water.
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